Thursday, December 29, 2011

8 ways my wailing enemy wipes everyone out in the future

A few more days and that’s it for this year and that means it’s next year we are entering in non-peaceful ways. However, there are even selfish celebrations of wishing everyone the prosperity with red packets again like they think that another happy new year is coming in but for next year, these things are kind of pointless now to me. So what are the 8 plans he can plan against us globally?

  1. Making contact with those cosmic rocks to make a stupid impact - Hmph, it’s like my wailing enemy living at Bedok 418 can see the epic texture of destruction for fun without even noticing how many places and people has he wiped out entirely. When this happens, he can make an impact in anyway he wants and then wails like hell when certain places he has wiped out are in volcanic burning ruins with the craters being covered with volcanic ash surface and magma.
  2. Making contact with invaders -  Man, I think that’s freaking enough with silly rumors about this after discovering a bunch of invasive movies whose storylines are said to be true to happen in real life. There was no invasive shit happening on the day Touhou 13 – Ten Desires was released anyway so what was the point? Will there be true independence by then in the future, huh? What a selfish invasion he’s going to plan against me so that he can make a global conquest by himself.
  3. Causing solar spoilage and disturbance – This is the most playful way my wailing enemy has been doing around this year to scare the shit out of me and then blast the shit out various houses around Tampines and other zones out of nowhere, causing us to witness the blazing fires. In addition, this might be another thought of mine on why the train service was like disrupted due to some kind of overheating and overloading plans he made.
  4. Summoning a large but unknown godly monster – I bet that the rumors about the happenings in May 21st and October 28th are completely useless now. Maybe he’s the one behind these catastrophic spams and scams to judge everyone out to the death.
  5. Gaining illegal access to LHC – This is probably the worst way he can get like sucking everything into a tiny hole that was already discovered on the net.
  6. Rise From The Grave – Well, looks like we need to be well prepared with weapons, teams, armors and skills of survival to fight off the deads.
  7. Conquest with Paranormal Activity – Perhaps this may be bound to happen if the investigators don’t bust the shit off of the bad Paranormal Activity, leading to a very mysterious paranormal catastrophe.
  8. Technological Weaponary War – The technological war like the war with Skynet may seem to be fictional but on the future side, such war like nuclear war can be somewhat longed by my wailing enemy.